so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there
and i asked him “what’s wrong?”
and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”
and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”
im still laughing oH FUCK
It is so ingrained and normalized, that he didn’t know what was wrong until he searched his soul like it was a hot chick’s ass.
And like an ass, it was full of crap.
Hannibal Season 1 Gag Reel (x)
The real reason Abigail got the chop.
best wishes to benedict for turning 12 years old today
i was scrolling down facebook for a good thirty minutes and i failed to notice this until now
one for every day of the week
i didn’t know there were 365 days in a week
You would if you worked for my boss.
I had to
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